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Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
>
> Pastor's Ass
>
> A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there
> was
> a fortune in horse racing, he decided to buy a horse and enter it in
> the
> races.
>
> However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high
> that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
>
> He thought that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and entered
> it in the race and, much to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
>
> The next day the local paper carried this headline:
>
> PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
> race again, and this time it won.
>
> The local paper read:
>
> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
> the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
> The next day, the local paper headline read:
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
> of the donkey.
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
> the
> next day:
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
>
> The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
> of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
>
> The next day, the paper read:
>
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
> the
> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
> Headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
>
> The Bishop was buried the next day!
>
>
>
BWAH-HAHAHA...That's a keeper !!!!

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