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<Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message news:3us8s.1ft.19.2 [at] news.alt.net...
> She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and
> suitcases.
>
> On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
>
> On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
> dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,
> and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
> chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room
> and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow
> of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
>
> When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
> the first few days. Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They
> tried everything: Cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents
> were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, and air
> fresheners were hung everywhere! Exterminators were brought in to set
> off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
> and in the end they even paid to replace
> the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
>
> People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the
> house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any
> longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
> their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky
> house. Word got out, and, eventually, even the local realtors refused
> to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of
> money from the bank to purchase a new place.
>
> The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told
> her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that
> she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her
> divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing
> his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price
> that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if
> she were to sign the papers that very day.
>
> She agreed, and, within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
>
> A week later, the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
> the moving company pack everything to take to their new home,
> including the curtain rods.
>
> I just love a happy ending, don't you?
>

Meeeheeeheee- good one ...oh, sorry thats for AHM~ my reply ;-)

CountryStuff <notinyourlife [at] forgetaboutit.com> wrote in message
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>
> <Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message news:3us8s.1ft.19.2 [at] news.alt.net...
> > She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and
> > suitcases.
> >
> > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
> >
> > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
> > dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,
> > and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
> > chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room
> > and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow
> > of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
> >
> > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
> > the first few days. Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They
> > tried everything: Cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents
> > were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, and air
> > fresheners were hung everywhere! Exterminators were brought in to set
> > off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
> > and in the end they even paid to replace
> > the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
> >
> > People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the
> > house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any
> > longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
> > their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky
> > house. Word got out, and, eventually, even the local realtors refused
> > to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of
> > money from the bank to purchase a new place.
> >
> > The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told
> > her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that
> > she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her
> > divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing
> > his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price
> > that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if
> > she were to sign the papers that very day.
> >
> > She agreed, and, within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
> >
> > A week later, the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
> > the moving company pack everything to take to their new home,
> > including the curtain rods.
> >
> > I just love a happy ending, don't you?
> >
>
> Meeeheeeheee- good one ...oh, sorry thats for AHM~ my reply ;-)
>
>
oh she sounds like a woman after my own heart :0)