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and when you had to have a licence to have a dog, it had to be renewed every
year. They don't require that of a Marriage Licence :-(((

Mike

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<Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message news:41l86.98r.17.5 [at] news.alt.net...
>
>
> 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
>
> 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
> 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
> 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
> 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
> 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
> 6. A dog's parents never visit.
> 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
> 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
> across.
> 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
> or
> desk.
> 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
> 11. Dogs can't talk.
> 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
> day.
> 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
> 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
> 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
> 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
> get another dog?"
> 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
> away.
> 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
> a pervert.
> 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
> 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
> think it's interesting.
> 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
> 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
> 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
> 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
> 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
>
>
>
> < this space for rent >

Mike <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
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> and when you had to have a licence to have a dog, it had to be renewed
every
> year. They don't require that of a Marriage Licence :-(((
>
> Mike
>
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> Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
> www.rnshipmates.co.uk
> International Festival of the Sea 28th June - 1st July 2007
>
>
> <Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message news:41l86.98r.17.5 [at] news.alt.net...
> >
> >
> > 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
> >
> > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
> > 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
> > 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
> > 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
> > 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
> > 6. A dog's parents never visit.
> > 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
> > 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
> > across.
> > 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
> > or
> > desk.
> > 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
> > 11. Dogs can't talk.
> > 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
> > day.
> > 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
> > 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
> > 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
> > 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
> > get another dog?"
> > 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
> > away.
> > 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
> > a pervert.
> > 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
> > 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
> > think it's interesting.
> > 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
> > 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
> > 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
> > 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
> > 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many men
do it?

"fenwoman" <fenwoman [at] gotadsl.co.uk> wrote in message
news:hIedndbjt-8kETvZRVnysw [at] pipex.net...
>
> Mike <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
> news:fISdndtWZu7wkTvZnZ2dnUVZ8qGdnZ2d [at] bt.com...
>> and when you had to have a licence to have a dog, it had to be renewed
> every
>> year. They don't require that of a Marriage Licence :-(((
>>
>> Mike
>>
>> --
>> ------------------------------------------------
>> Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
>> www.rnshipmates.co.uk
>> International Festival of the Sea 28th June - 1st July 2007
>>
>>
>> <Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message
>> news:41l86.98r.17.5 [at] news.alt.net...
>> >
>> >
>> > 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
>> >
>> > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
>> > 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
>> > 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
>> > 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
>> > 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
>> > 6. A dog's parents never visit.
>> > 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
>> > 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
>> > across.
>> > 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
>> > or
>> > desk.
>> > 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
>> > 11. Dogs can't talk.
>> > 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
>> > day.
>> > 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
>> > 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
>> > 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
>> > 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
>> > get another dog?"
>> > 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
>> > away.
>> > 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
>> > a pervert.
>> > 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
>> > 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
>> > think it's interesting.
>> > 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
>> > 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
>> > 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
>> > 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
>> > 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
>
> Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many
> men
> do it?

Question also is why do many women live with men then?

>
> Question also is why do many women live with men then?
>
>

Another question. What food puts a woman off love, affection and sex?.
..
..

Her Wedding cake :-((

Mike

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fenwoman wrote:

> Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many men
> do it?

They are probably the ones who don't own a dog :))

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Sue
Pendragon Hamstery
Portsmouth, Hampshire UK
--http://www.pendragonhams.com--

"EastneyEnder" <tulips [at] hamsterspam.com> wrote in message
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> fenwoman wrote:
>
>> Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many
>> men
>> do it?
>
> They are probably the ones who don't own a dog :))

But don't you have to take a dog out walkies every day?

Better to just sit in the armchair and plug your ears!

Alan

P.S. what is a Hamstery?

>
> --
> Sue
> Pendragon Hamstery
> Portsmouth, Hampshire UK
> --http://www.pendragonhams.com--
>
>

Alan Holmes wrote:
> But don't you have to take a dog out walkies every day?
Indeed you do. Very pleasant in weather like this... just carry a small
rucksack with packed lunch, fruit, cold drinks & a good book and sit on the
beach or forest all day with your dog by your side.

> P.S. what is a Hamstery?
A place where hamsters are bred or kept.

But mine isn't a commercial concern, I hasten to add... around 20 show
hamsters plus the odd litter I may have bred, all kept in the house.

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Sue
Pendragon Hamstery
Portsmouth, Hampshire UK
--http://www.pendragonhams.com--

Mr Alun Davies <one.two [at] three.org> wrote in message
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> > Since living with a woman seems so awful to contemplate, why do so many
> > men
> > do it?
>
> Question also is why do many women live with men then?
>
>
We feel sorry for the useless sods, and in a moment of weakness, succumb to
all that on their knees begging stuff that they do ;-)