How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
entry drive and exit path?

"John" <john.hancock5 [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> entry drive and exit path?
>

http://www.barrettrifles.com/military.htm

I recommend the M107....but all will do the trick.

"John" <john.hancock5 [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> entry drive and exit path?

Tell the owners not to let their dogs shit on yer grass.

John <john.hancock5 [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> entry drive and exit path?
>
Are they your dogs or someone elses?
If the latter go out and tell them not to let their dogs shit on your lawn,
or phone your local council dog warden. Take a photo of it if you can as it
is against the law and they will be fined. If you know where the dog lives,
scoop up the shit and pop it through their letter box. If they complain
about it, say that you are simply returning what they left behind.
Otherwise you will have to gate it. There is no magic wand to be waved.
It annoys the hell out of me when lazy dirty dog owners allow their pets to
shit all over someone elses property or footpaths.

In message <RcydnWuSGbeKETvZRVny3g [at] pipex.net>, fenwoman
<fenwoman [at] gotadsl.co.uk> wrote

> It annoys the hell out of me when lazy dirty dog owners allow their pets to
>shit all over someone elses property or footpaths.
>

I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
in my garden

--
Alan
news2006 {at} amac {dot} f2s {dot} com

> >
>
> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
> in my garden
>

Shoot or snare.
..
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Skin
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Cook.
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Tastes like Rabbit and the fur makes great Slippers :-))

Mike


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"Alan" <junk_reply [at] amac.f2s.com> wrote in message
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> In message <RcydnWuSGbeKETvZRVny3g [at] pipex.net>, fenwoman
> <fenwoman [at] gotadsl.co.uk> wrote
>
>> It annoys the hell out of me when lazy dirty dog owners allow their pets
>> to
>>shit all over someone elses property or footpaths.
>>
>
> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit in
> my garden

Cats are fair game......Housebrick!

"Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
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>> >
>>
>> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
>> in my garden
>>
>
> Shoot or snare.
> .
> .
> Skin
> .
> .
> .
> Cook.
> .
> .
> .
> Tastes like Rabbit and the fur makes great Slippers :-))
>
> Mike

Made Oi Chuckle that did.....
;-)

"Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
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>> >
>>
>> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
>> in my garden
>>
>
> Shoot or snare.


The dog or owner?
> .
> .
> Skin
> .
> .
> .
> Cook.
> .
> .
> .
> Tastes like Rabbit and the fur makes great Slippers :-))
>
> Mike
>
>
> --
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> Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
> www.rnshipmates.co.uk
> International Festival of the Sea 28th June - 1st July 2007
>
>

> >>
> >> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
> >> in my garden
> >>
> >
> > Shoot or snare.
>
>
> The dog or owner?
> > .


Please read the words written not the words in your head. The subject of my
response was to the vermin cat. If you wish to apply your posting to 'cats
or owners' then the answer is both. As irresponsible cat owners always seem
to collect the vermin in multiples, then by shooting said owners, they will
thus be prevented from keeping any more and thus annoying their neighbours.

I hope that clarifies the matter but should you still be in doubt, please do
not hesitate to come back to me

Mike


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"John" <john.hancock5 [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> entry drive and exit path?

Get yourself a dog. A BIG dog, something that you can put outside and other
dogs will say "fuck that, I ain't shiting in his domain" or a pitbull.

Redman

John wrote:
> How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> entry drive and exit path?

Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'

"Phil L" <neverchecked [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:_rSpg.94926$wl.8794 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> John wrote:
> > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> > entry drive and exit path?
>
> Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'
>
>

:-)))))

Brilliant !!!!

But regret that the pun will go over the heads of many on this newsgroup and
you may have to explain :-))

Mike


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"Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
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>
>
> "Phil L" <neverchecked [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:_rSpg.94926$wl.8794 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > John wrote:
> > > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> > > entry drive and exit path?
> >
> > Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'
> >
> >
>
> :-)))))
>
> Brilliant !!!!
>
> But regret that the pun will go over the heads of many on this newsgroup
and
> you may have to explain :-))

I don't mind admitting that it went over my head - please explain!

Alan <junk_reply [at] amac.f2s.com> wrote in message
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> In message <RcydnWuSGbeKETvZRVny3g [at] pipex.net>, fenwoman
> <fenwoman [at] gotadsl.co.uk> wrote
>
> > It annoys the hell out of me when lazy dirty dog owners allow their pets
to
> >shit all over someone elses property or footpaths.
> >
>
> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
> in my garden
Neither my cats, nor any of my 9 dogs, shit anywhere other than my own
land.

Redman <redman1977 [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
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>
> "John" <john.hancock5 [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1151743621.272370.164660 [at] h44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> > entry drive and exit path?
>
> Get yourself a dog. A BIG dog, something that you can put outside and
other
> dogs will say "fuck that, I ain't shiting in his domain" or a pitbull.
He won't be getting a pitbull since it is illegal to breed, buy, sell or
give away this breed.

cineman <oldwifey [at] midlands.dontwanadoo48.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
> news:_ZydncG-JKpFMTvZRVnyrA [at] bt.com...
> >> >
> >>
> >> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to shit
> >> in my garden
> >>
> >
> > Shoot or snare.
>
>
> The dog or owner?
I should killfile Mike unless you want a load of rants at every opportunity
however off topic, on how much he hates cats and what sort of illegal
activities to use to vent that hatred.

fenwoman wrote:
> cineman <oldwifey [at] midlands.dontwanadoo48.com> wrote in message
> news:U9Lpg.260944$8W1.4414 [at] fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>>
>> "Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
>> news:_ZydncG-JKpFMTvZRVnyrA [at] bt.com...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I get annoyed with lazy and antisocial owners allow their cats to
>>>> shit in my garden
>>>>
>>>
>>> Shoot or snare.
>>
>>
>> The dog or owner?
> I should killfile Mike unless you want a load of rants at every
> opportunity however off topic, on how much he hates cats and what
> sort of illegal activities to use to vent that hatred.

You almost got killfiled yourself for replying to the crsossposting trolls:
news:a6ydnc9Tk6H__jjZRVnytQ [at] pipex.net

some posters killfile everyone who X-posts

"fenwoman" <fenwoman [at] gotadsl.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> Redman <redman1977 [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:1151832203.49198.0 [at] iris.uk.clara.net...
> >
> > "John" <john.hancock5 [at] blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:1151743621.272370.164660 [at] h44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
> > > entry drive and exit path?
> >
> > Get yourself a dog. A BIG dog, something that you can put outside and
> other
> > dogs will say "fuck that, I ain't shiting in his domain" or a pitbull.
> He won't be getting a pitbull since it is illegal to breed, buy, sell or
> give away this breed.

<sarcasm mode> Yes I know it is, but there are such things as a blackmarket
in case you didn't know.

Redman

"gavin" <noone [at] home.invalid> wrote in message
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>
> "Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
> news:ELmdndc2jNrxZDrZRVnysQ [at] bt.com...
>>
>>
>> "Phil L" <neverchecked [at] hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:_rSpg.94926$wl.8794 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> > John wrote:
>> > > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on the
>> > > entry drive and exit path?
>> >
>> > Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'
>> >
>> >
>>
>> :-)))))
>>
>> Brilliant !!!!
>>
>> But regret that the pun will go over the heads of many on this newsgroup
> and
>> you may have to explain :-))
>
> I don't mind admitting that it went over my head - please explain!
>
>
>all well and good if the dogs can read

> >> > John wrote:
> >> > > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on
the
> >> > > entry drive and exit path?
> >> >
> >> > Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> :-)))))
> >>
> >> Brilliant !!!!
> >>
> >> But regret that the pun will go over the heads of many on this
newsgroup
> > and
> >> you may have to explain :-))
> >
> > I don't mind admitting that it went over my head - please explain!
> >
> >
> >all well and good if the dogs can read
>
>

Sorry, more subtle and cleverer than that ;-)

It's a play on words on a sign seen in parks and gardens where you are meant
to stick to the paths and footways. "Please do not sit on the grass"

Oh well.

Mike


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"Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
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>
>> >> > John wrote:
>> >> > > How can I stop dogs poohing on my lawn, short of putting gates on
> the
>> >> > > entry drive and exit path?
>> >> >
>> >> > Put up a sign saying, 'please don't shit on the grass'
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> :-)))))
>> >>
>> >> Brilliant !!!!
>> >>
>> >> But regret that the pun will go over the heads of many on this
> newsgroup
>> > and
>> >> you may have to explain :-))
>> >
>> > I don't mind admitting that it went over my head - please explain!
>> >
>> >
>> >all well and good if the dogs can read
>>
>>
>
> Sorry, more subtle and cleverer than that ;-)
>
> It's a play on words on a sign seen in parks and gardens where you are
> meant
> to stick to the paths and footways. "Please do not sit on the grass"
>
> Oh well.
>
> Mike
yawwn yes we did get it mister crowe hows the noncing going these days?
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> yawwn yes we did get it mister crowe

:-))

Yes of course you do now it's been explained to you :-))

> hows the noncing going these days?

Might I respectfully suggest that you ask the person, or considering the
newsgroup concerned, the 'people' as we have one in this newsgroup, who are
into this sort of thing?

Mike


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"Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
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> > yawwn yes we did get it mister crowe
>
> :-))
>
> Yes of course you do now it's been explained to you :-))
>
> > hows the noncing going these days?

Now I need something else to be explained.... what's "noncing"???

"gavin" <noone [at] home.invalid> wrote in message
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>
> "Mike" <not [at] here.thanks> wrote in message
> news:TP2dnZdEv7tQpTTZRVnygw [at] bt.com...
>> > yawwn yes we did get it mister crowe
>>
>> :-))
>>
>> Yes of course you do now it's been explained to you :-))
>>
>> > hows the noncing going these days?
>
> Now I need something else to be explained.... what's "noncing"???
I gave the cayenne pepper recommendation to my son when a dog was using his
front door step-it worked.
Dogs have an acutely sensitive olefactory system, so if you can find a cheap
source of cayenne pepper you could police a larger area.
Don't let the owners find out.
Regards
David T
>
>