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On 01 Jul 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Lamey The Cable Guy stuck a
feather in their cap and shouted Look At Me! before stating in
news:44cuk.ndh.17.3 [at] news.alt.net:

> The Three Bears
> (The Real Story)
>
> It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just
> waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and looks at the table at his
> small
> bowl........... it is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he
> squeaks with all the fierceness he can muster.
>
> Next, Papa Bear arrives at the scene, looks into his big
> bowl............. it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!"
> he roars and shakes the house.
>
> Mama Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
> yells, "For heaven's sake, how many times do we have to go through
> this?"
>
> "It was Mama Bear who got up first", "It was Mama Bear who woke up
> everyone in the house", "It was Mama Bear who made the coffee", "It
> was
> Mama Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
> everything
> away", "It was Mama Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
> fetch the newspaper", "It was Mama Bear who set the table", "It was
> Mama
> Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's
> water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry
> selves downstairs and grace Mama Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
> presence,........ listen good.........'cause I'm only going to say
> this
> one more time.............. I HAVEN'T MADE THE #*#*#* PORRIDGE
> YET!!!!!"
>
>
> < this space for rent >

Mama Bear needs to know her r0le and make the damn porridge!!

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7