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Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
>
> Rock finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break
> off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
>
> "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
>
> "Not on her best day," he replied.
>
> "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
>
> "No, she's broke."
>
> "Well, then, is it sex?"
>
> "Nobody does it like you, babe."
>
> "Then what can she do that I can't?"
>
> "... Sue me for child support."
>
>
>
> < this space for rent >


boooooo