Leisure Suit Lamey wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Jul 2006 18:56:19 -0700, Zachariah Torllski <--- [at] ---.--->
> wrote:
>
>> =^.FixCat.^= flushed and announced:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 06 Jul 2006 21:27:32 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
>>>> <alan.holmes [at] virgin.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> <Leisure Suit Lamey> wrote in message news:4c4kt.png.17.4 [at] news.alt.net...
>>>>>> A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. "Does this
>>>>>> shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?"
>>>>>> she asks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always
>>>>>> looks in the mirror and asks her husband, "Does this shirt make them
>>>>>> look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, "I know how to make them
>>>>>> larger!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "How!?!?!?" she asks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Well how long does it take?" she asks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "They should expand over the years," he answers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "How did you know that?" she wonders.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> < this space for rent >
>>>>> Do you have an over inflated ego?
>>>> have problems killfiling? or are you just an angry man with a small
>>>> mind?
>>>>
>>> the second. he drops in every few days to recycle his four or five
>>> comments - my favorite being, "why don't you just FOAD." i'm certain
>>> he's a genius of some sort . . .
>> Dave's your kind of guy eh?
>
>
> She's my kitten Zach. So where ya been?
>
>
purrrrrrrrrrrr
> < this space for rent >
