OBSESSION WIT BILL NOTED.
"Am I Being Scammed?" <amibeingscamed [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1126649628.542372.104160 [at] g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> This is for UTBill...
>
> You're an idiot.
>
> A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder you can
> remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it
> were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
> transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you.
> If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the
> hour was out.
>
> On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
> attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one
> would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even
> catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid
> Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation
> are like that of the bird who keeps slamming into the picture window
> trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking
> proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum
> was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the
> birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth
> shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, childish, moronic, pathetic,
> wretched, disgusting and pitiful.
>
> You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever
> decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind
> because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There
> is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you,
> for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
> kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a
> parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest parasitic
> species.
>
> You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is
> not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying,
> predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb.
> You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's
> Law does not apply when writing about you.
>
> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
> an aberration, a corruption, a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a
> poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects
> the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
> condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like
> anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you
> swine.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
> worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
> cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
> a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering
> mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying
> your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by
> the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed
> themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
> very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers
> avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed,
> a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys
> look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
> unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
> reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are
> ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You
> are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
> You are a disease. You puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling
> meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends
> character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and
> filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
> degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
> exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I
> cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in
> life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count,
> you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that
> many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy
> time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like
> parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
> emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
> on you.
>
> P.S.:
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
> imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
> byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
> splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful,
> destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist,
> narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic,
> idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling,
> restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic,
> stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting,
> censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
> flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded
>
> Have a Great Day!
>
