I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!

Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!

http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php

Diana

Diana Kulaga wrote:
> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
> don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!
>
> http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php
>
> Diana
>
>
And if you do it the wrong way, you may hurt 'there' growth... Good
gods people, if you must try to sell snake oil at least get your
spelling and grammar to approach third grade level.

Oh, and this is classic... "- How to make sure your orchids have the
exact amount of humility they need!". My orchids are braggarts, I need
this tip.

Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my
wires crossed?

--
Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a) See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more
orchids, obtain more credit

I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be.
Somebody finds this type of thing profitable.

"Diana Kulaga" <diandfrankcat [at] bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:QSaBf.9866$SC1.8122 [at] bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button".
> And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!
>
> http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php
>
> Diana
>

And one of the secrets is about "ways to prune your orchids", I am sure that
will teach them the proper humility! So you want to brag about those pretty
flowers of yours, do you? Well, I will prune you, and then we will see
whether you'll have anything to brag about, eh?

Oh, and I did not realize that flowering season can be a delicate time for
my orchids. He offers to teach us how to properly care for them during this
time. I wonder what kind of advise he has: Don't crush the flowers? They are
delicate.

He also will teach "Exactly where your orchids must be located when they are
in bloom" Will he suggest his own living room do you think? That would be
exact.

Thanks for the funny site Diana!

Joanna

"Rob" <rob [at] littlefrogfarm.com> wrote in message
news:dr3gbs$486$1 [at] news.msu.edu...
> Diana Kulaga wrote:
>> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>>
>> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert
>> any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the
>> button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page.
>> LMAO!
>>
>> http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php
>>
>> Diana
> And if you do it the wrong way, you may hurt 'there' growth... Good gods
> people, if you must try to sell snake oil at least get your spelling and
> grammar to approach third grade level.
>
> Oh, and this is classic... "- How to make sure your orchids have the
> exact amount of humility they need!". My orchids are braggarts, I need
> this tip.
>
> Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my
> wires crossed?
>
> --
> Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com
> 1) There is always room for one more orchid
> 2) There is always room for two more orchids
> 2a) See rule 1
> 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more
> orchids, obtain more credit
>

In article <ivadnYXk6JrH2EjeRVn-rg [at] adelphia.com>, nospam [at] all.ever says...
~I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be.
~Somebody finds this type of thing profitable.
You mean giving birth to suckers is profitable? Well, you could be right
there!

--
--
Reka

This is LIFE! It's not a rehearsal. Don't miss it!
http://www.rolbox.it/hukari/index.html

On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:06:37 -0500 in <ivadnYXk6JrH2EjeRVn-rg [at] adelphia.com> Al <nospam [at] all.ever> wrote:
> I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be.
> Somebody finds this type of thing profitable.

The profit is probably being made by the person selling the
"Make thousands from your home" kit which included this klunker.


--
Chris Dukes
Suspicion breeds confidence -- Brazil

Diana,

I have some secrets about growing orchids also. Spray them all with
gasoline... then light a match to 'em. That'll kill the bugs... and those
damn snails too.

Mick

PS, Lemme' pinch you.

> Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my
> wires crossed?<

I don't know, but a friend wrote to say he thinks it's the same guy who is
peddling self-hypnosis tapes. I thought it was funny as he** anyway.........

Diana

The weird thing is, as some have noted, that people don't go to the trouble
to write this garbage if no one buys it.

Hey, $27.77 is all it will take to grow the wurlds beast orkids! Who cud
resist?

Diana

Quote: "- Why the leaves go yellow and how to fix it in 2 minutes."

He'll probably suggest to take an airbrush !

Greets, Niek

Diana Kulaga schreef:
> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
> don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!
>
> http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php
>
> Diana
>
>

Here is an other funny one:"- How to prevent your flowers from falling
off the vine so often."
Have you ever seen a flower fall off more than once ?

Or this one: "- How to use humidity to protect your orchids."
Take the firehose and blow these bugs away?

Greets, Niek

Diana Kulaga schreef:
> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
> don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!
>
> http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php
>
> Diana
>
>

Rob, I think this tip is only for those who live in the dessert. Kenni

> Oh, and this is classic... "- How to make sure your orchids have the
> exact amount of humility they need!". My orchids are braggarts, I need
> this tip.

Hey, Diana. To be with what is obviously the "proper" group, don't you mean
"pedalling snake oil"?

On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 18:14:33 -0500, "Diana Kulaga" <diandfrankcat [at] bellsouth.net>
wrote:

>> Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my
>> wires crossed?<
>
>I don't know, but a friend wrote to say he thinks it's the same guy who is
>peddling self-hypnosis tapes. I thought it was funny as he** anyway.........
>
>Diana
>
Dave Gillingham
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Very funny site indeed.

Of course, it's the pot calling the kettle black when Al can't spell
either:
------
I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to
be.
Somebody finds this type of thing profitable.
------
Shouldn't that read THAN rather than THEN?

Ahh the delicate intricacies of the English language...

Nigel,

I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than" did
so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility, since as a result
nobody's spelling would be perfect every time -- it's probably the same
person, who decided that the Polish language needed to include several
letters and letter combinations that are always pronounced the same, and for
which there would be strict rules of spelling, but with a myriad of
exceptions to these rules.

However in Al's case, I suspect that Al did that on purpose. After all the
captain of the mothership might refuse to take him on board when it's time
for the return trip to the home planet, if Al appears to have become too
Americanized or too dedicated to American ideals, such as correct spelling
in English -- on his home planet however a spelling error in his native
language is probably a mortal sin or an insult to the divine orchid.

Joanna

"nigel savage" <nigel.savage [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1138101160.798453.325620 [at] g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Very funny site indeed.
>
> Of course, it's the pot calling the kettle black when Al can't spell
> either:
> ------
> I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to
> be.
> Somebody finds this type of thing profitable.
> ------
> Shouldn't that read THAN rather than THEN?
>
> Ahh the delicate intricacies of the English language...
>

Diana Kulaga wrote:
> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
> don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!


"Furtilize- transitive verb -- to use the pelts of animals as a source
of nitrogen."


What's the probelm? (annoying emoticon here)


J. Del Col

jadel wrote:
> Diana Kulaga wrote:
>> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>>
>> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
>> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
>> don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!
>
>
> "Furtilize- transitive verb -- to use the pelts of animals as a source
> of nitrogen."
>
>
> What's the probelm? (annoying emoticon here)
>
>
> J. Del Col
>

Oh, that is right... I had forgotten. Raccoons are a good source of
furtilizer in the sweetcorn patch. And woodchucks.

--
Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a) See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more
orchids, obtain more credit

Diana Kulaga wrote:
> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any
> name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And
> don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO!
>
> http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php
>
> Diana

Hi Diana, How do you find these guys???? & to think all these years
I've been not pruning my plants. Keep 'em coming <G> Bill

> Hey, Diana. To be with what is obviously the "proper" group, don't you
> mean
> "pedalling snake oil"?<

Clearly, you are correct, Dave! But it ain't easy to spell so many words
incorrectly. Wunder how he did it??

Diana

> I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than" did
> so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility,<

Joanna, don't you mean the proper "humidity"?

Diana

> Hi Diana, How do you find these guys???? & to think all these years
> I've been not pruning my plants. Keep 'em coming <G> Bill<

Hi, Bill,

Frank was surfing orchid sites and happened on this one. Gave us a good
belly laugh......

Diana

Diana,
I actually thought about writing 'humidity' ;-)
Joanna

"Diana Kulaga" <diandfrankcat [at] bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:JAwBf.133$dF5.69 [at] bignews1.bellsouth.net...
>> I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than"
>> did so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility,<
>
> Joanna, don't you mean the proper "humidity"?
>
> Diana
>

On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:58:32 -0500, "Diana Kulaga" <diandfrankcat [at] bellsouth.net>
wrote:

>> Hey, Diana. To be with what is obviously the "proper" group, don't you
>> mean
>> "pedalling snake oil"?<
>
>Clearly, you are correct, Dave! But it ain't easy to spell so many words
>incorrectly. Wunder how he did it??
>
>Diana
>
From wot i si in sum uv hour press, hees prolly a jernilest! With apologies to
all serious journalists who may be here.
Dave Gillingham
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On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:04:20 -0500, "Diana Kulaga" <diandfrankcat [at] bellsouth.net>
wrote:

>> I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than" did
>> so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility,<
>
>Joanna, don't you mean the proper "humidity"?
>
>Diana
>
Now that's a very sticky question, Diana! Or should that have been tacky?
Dave Gillingham
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"Diana Kulaga" <diandfrankcat [at] bellsouth.net> wrote in
news:QSaBf.9866$SC1.8122 [at] bignews3.bellsouth.net:

> I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
>
> Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert
> any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the
> button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening
> page. LMAO!
>
> <snip>
>
> Diana
>
>

Thank you for the chuckle Diana

I kinda like the "- Exactly how to handle bugs when brining the orchids in
the house for the winter..."

I do know how I hate finding bugs in my dendrobium pickles...

Richard

> I kinda like the "- Exactly how to handle bugs when brining the orchids in
> the house for the winter..."
>
> I do know how I hate finding bugs in my dendrobium pickles... <

That was one of my favorites as well, Richard!

Diana