HMP Leyhill

Nothing about them at Chelsea this year it seems. Anyone know why? And
please - spare me the tunnel jokes! ;-))
--

Sacha
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Sacha [ So, 29 Mai 2005 00:07 ] [ ID #19440 ]

Re: HMP Leyhill

Sacha <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:BEBEAA1D.16AF8%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk...
> Nothing about them at Chelsea this year it seems. Anyone know why? And
> please - spare me the tunnel jokes! ;-))
> --
>
> Sacha
> (remove the weeds for email)
>
Hi Sacha,

Looked like they spared you an answer, too...! :~)

I missed the Leyhill Prison show garden as well. It is usually outstanding.
I love the idea that people can rehabilitate through gardening, and
sometimes find employment 'outside' afterwards.

Sorry I can't solve the mystery of their absence, though.

Spider
Spider [ Mi, 01 Juni 2005 20:54 ] [ ID #20391 ]

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On 1/6/05 19:54, in article d7kvvf$j8b$1$8302bc10 [at] news.demon.co.uk, "Spider"
<Spider [at] nospam.com> wrote:

>
> Sacha <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:BEBEAA1D.16AF8%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk...
>> Nothing about them at Chelsea this year it seems. Anyone know why? And
>> please - spare me the tunnel jokes! ;-))
>> --
>>
>> Sacha
>> (remove the weeds for email)
>>
> Hi Sacha,
>
> Looked like they spared you an answer, too...! :~)
>
> I missed the Leyhill Prison show garden as well. It is usually outstanding.
> I love the idea that people can rehabilitate through gardening, and
> sometimes find employment 'outside' afterwards.
>
> Sorry I can't solve the mystery of their absence, though.
>
My daughter in law braved the crowds - her first visit and she *loved* it,
so I'll ask her if she happened to spot it. I'm sure it would have been
mentioned, though.
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
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Sacha [ Mi, 01 Juni 2005 22:46 ] [ ID #20408 ]

Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

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Notifier Deamon [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 01:52 ] [ ID #20423 ]

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On 2/6/05 0:52, in article 3130303039303239429E585881 [at] zetnet.co.uk, "Janet
Baraclough" <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

> The message <BEC3DD38.172B1%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk>
> from Sacha <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> My daughter in law braved the crowds - her first visit and she *loved* it,
>> so I'll ask her if she happened to spot it. I'm sure it would have been
>> mentioned, though.
>
> Did anyone else think the BBC's TV coverage of Chelsea was dire,
> again? Why won't they show us the actual show, in detail?
>
> We don't have digital TV, which is the only place they offered "a tour
> of each garden". For those of us paying full license whack for analogue
> alone, over six days we saw the same bit of the same garden over and
> over again ( a spiral path), some outdoor rooms apparently without
> plants, a load of non-garden guff from Jenny Bond and the endless
> excruciating talking-heads adolescent shoving and pushing between
> Charlie and Diarmuid, or Diarmuid and Alan, with leaden repartee. YAWN.
> Plus the usual whirl of computer graphics, silly angles, out of focus
> plants without names, etc :-(
>

Dire is the word. It was awful - again. We were heartily sick of the
'personality puffing' that went on, day in, day out. Chelsea Flower Show
is about plants, gardens and those who design the gardens, to some extent.
It is NOT about Alan Titchmarsh and Diarmuid Gavin, Jennie Bond and Rachel
de Thame. And yet again, no names of plants on the screen most of the time.
Why can't the BBC employ someone who knows about gardening to direct
gardening programmes? If they did, they would realise that passionate
gardeners want to know what the name of a plant IS, so that they can find it
or discuss it with those who have it!
We ended up literally shouting at the television when we saw yet another
carefully staged bout of 'spontaneous' repartee, wit and bitching between AT
and DG.
I happen to think that, left to himself, AT is a good TV presenter and would
greatly prefer that he IS left to himself to show us the heart of the whole
matter, which is the Chelsea Flower Show!
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds for email)
Sacha [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 07:41 ] [ ID #20426 ]

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In article <BEC45A96.17369%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk>, Sacha
<sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>On 2/6/05 0:52, in article 3130303039303239429E585881 [at] zetnet.co.uk, "Janet
>Baraclough" <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> The message <BEC3DD38.172B1%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk>
>> from Sacha <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
>>
>>
>>> My daughter in law braved the crowds - her first visit and she *loved* it,
>>> so I'll ask her if she happened to spot it. I'm sure it would have been
>>> mentioned, though.
>>
>> Did anyone else think the BBC's TV coverage of Chelsea was dire,
>> again? Why won't they show us the actual show, in detail?
>>
>> We don't have digital TV, which is the only place they offered "a tour
>> of each garden". For those of us paying full license whack for analogue
>> alone, over six days we saw the same bit of the same garden over and
>> over again ( a spiral path), some outdoor rooms apparently without
>> plants, a load of non-garden guff from Jenny Bond and the endless
>> excruciating talking-heads adolescent shoving and pushing between
>> Charlie and Diarmuid, or Diarmuid and Alan, with leaden repartee. YAWN.
>> Plus the usual whirl of computer graphics, silly angles, out of focus
>> plants without names, etc :-(
>>
>
>Dire is the word. It was awful - again. We were heartily sick of the
>'personality puffing' that went on, day in, day out. Chelsea Flower Show
>is about plants, gardens and those who design the gardens, to some extent.
>It is NOT about Alan Titchmarsh and Diarmuid Gavin, Jennie Bond and Rachel
>de Thame. And yet again, no names of plants on the screen most of the time.
>Why can't the BBC employ someone who knows about gardening to direct
>gardening programmes? If they did, they would realise that passionate
>gardeners want to know what the name of a plant IS, so that they can find it
>or discuss it with those who have it! (snip)

It has certainly been dumbed down to boost the prime time audiences but
in terms of the gardening universe, that might help to attract new
recruits to the hobby. But Diarmuid Gavin is so ill at ease, so
unnatural and so unintelligible that many would switch off I guess.

But technically I thought the coverage was much superior to last
year's, with better editing, better transitions and better handovers.
The traditional Chelsea trick of having a presenter momentarily static
before walking into shot on cue was thankfully hard to spot this time.
Stan The Man [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 10:31 ] [ ID #20433 ]

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Stan The Man wrote:
> In article <BEC45A96.17369%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk>, Sacha
> <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 2/6/05 0:52, in article
3130303039303239429E585881 [at] zetnet.co.uk,
>> "Janet Baraclough" <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> The message <BEC3DD38.172B1%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk>
>>> from Sacha <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> contains these
words:
>>>
>>>
>>>> My daughter in law braved the crowds - her first visit and she
>>>> *loved* it, so I'll ask her if she happened to spot it. I'm
sure
>>>> it would have been mentioned, though.
>>>
>>> Did anyone else think the BBC's TV coverage of Chelsea was dire,
>>> again? Why won't they show us the actual show, in detail?
>>>
>>> We don't have digital TV, which is the only place they offered "a
>>> tour of each garden". For those of us paying full license whack
for
>>> analogue alone, over six days we saw the same bit of the same
>>> garden over and over again ( a spiral path), some outdoor rooms
>>> apparently without plants, a load of non-garden guff from Jenny
>>> Bond and the endless excruciating talking-heads adolescent
shoving
>>> and pushing between Charlie and Diarmuid, or Diarmuid and Alan,
>>> with leaden repartee. YAWN. Plus the usual whirl of computer
>>> graphics, silly angles, out of focus plants without names, etc
:-(
>>>
>>
>> Dire is the word. It was awful - again. We were heartily sick of
>> the 'personality puffing' that went on, day in, day out. Chelsea
>> Flower Show is about plants, gardens and those who design the
>> gardens, to some extent. It is NOT about Alan Titchmarsh and
>> Diarmuid Gavin, Jennie Bond and Rachel de Thame. And yet again,
no
>> names of plants on the screen most of the time. Why can't the BBC
>> employ someone who knows about gardening to direct gardening
>> programmes? If they did, they would realise that passionate
>> gardeners want to know what the name of a plant IS, so that they
can
>> find it or discuss it with those who have it! (snip)
>
> It has certainly been dumbed down to boost the prime time audiences
> but in terms of the gardening universe, that might help to attract
new
> recruits to the hobby. But Diarmuid Gavin is so ill at ease, so
> unnatural and so unintelligible that many would switch off I guess.
>
> But technically I thought the coverage was much superior to last
> year's, with better editing, better transitions and better
handovers.
> The traditional Chelsea trick of having a presenter momentarily
static
> before walking into shot on cue was thankfully hard to spot this
time.

Strange, though, this perpetual telly misconception that we are more
interested in people than in the subject-matter. I mean, what was the
point of pouring a few drinks into Terry Wogan and then getting him
to tell us he wasn't remotely interested in gardening? (In fact, what
on earth was he even _doing_ at the show?) Yes, Titchmarsh on his own
would have done it better -- loved his royal gardens, for example.
They treat sport with much more concentration and respect: I suppose
gardening is done by the "lifestyle" department, where evanescent
fluff is the aim. Maybe they should hand it over to a natural history
team, or even the sports crowd, who are actually interested in their
subjects.

--
Mike.
Mike Lyle [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 12:07 ] [ ID #20692 ]

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"Mike Lyle" <mike_lyle_uk [at] REMOVETHISyahoo.co.uk> wrote in
news:3g843jFb3jmpU1 [at] individual.net:


> Strange, though, this perpetual telly misconception that we are more
> interested in people than in the subject-matter. I mean, what was the
> point of pouring a few drinks into Terry Wogan and then getting him
> to tell us he wasn't remotely interested in gardening? (In fact, what
> on earth was he even _doing_ at the show?) Yes, Titchmarsh on his own
> would have done it better -- loved his royal gardens, for example.
> They treat sport with much more concentration and respect: I suppose
> gardening is done by the "lifestyle" department, where evanescent
> fluff is the aim. Maybe they should hand it over to a natural history
> team, or even the sports crowd, who are actually interested in their
> subjects.

For those who wish to view,

http://www.rhs.org.uk/chelsea/2005/index.asp

has panoramas of each garden, and a full plant list.

The plant lists are not illustrated, but otherwise this idea seems sound,
and has the merit that they are also printable.


Victoria
--
gardening on a north-facing hill
in South-East Cornwall
--
Victoria Clare [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 14:51 ] [ ID #20711 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 16:29 ] [ ID #20727 ]

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Janet wrote after Victoria typed these words:
>
>
>> For those who wish to view,
>
>> http://www.rhs.org.uk/chelsea/2005/index.asp
>
>> has panoramas of each garden, and a full plant list.
>
>> The plant lists are not illustrated, but otherwise this idea seems sound,
>> and has the merit that they are also printable.
>
> Thanks. but it doesn't change the point. The BBC provided two Chelsea
> slots daily for a week, and all too obviously couldn't think how the
> hell to fill in the time; while gardeners up and down the country just
> wanted a camera to point at the gardens, plants, displays, etc, in
> focus, for a decent length of time, *without* a musical background, and
> *with*a voice-over or caption of plant names.
>
> If you're reading this, BBC researchers, , we don't need or want to
> see a presenter. Just pick one who hasn't got a speech impediment, is
> interested in plants, and let them do a voiceover while the camera
> points at gardens, plants, displays etc. How hard is that?
>

Yes and it would be a lot cheaper with no "celebrities" cluttering up the
screen wasting valuable time.

When we used to visit Chelsea every year we always made straight for the
marquee to see the plants, then wiz through the trade stands, and only
afterwards did we try to see the gardens if we felt like it and had the
time. Often we didn't bother, no relevance to us at all, academic interest
only.
So these Chelsea TV shows really get me down because they have their
priorities totally the other way around. Presumably to keep the interest of
the great unwashed who seem only interested in celebrities(?) and pretty
pictures judging by some magazines I've seen in the wife's hairdressers.

Perhaps we could have just one Chelsea program each year for
gardeners/plants people, and like you say, few faces except those of the
growers, just a voiceover where needed, lots of plants and Latin names on
everything. In depth plants.
If they insist on a celebrity then Roy Lancaster as the voice perhaps?

Dream on Bob!

--
Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London
Robert Fuchs [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 18:44 ] [ ID #20754 ]

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Just a couple of belated words about Chelsea this year.

Firstly, it was much less crowded and you could get nearer to the
gardens without being hassled as much as in previous years (we went on
the Wednesday).

Secondly, as for the dire TV coverage, I have to agree it wasn't as
good as in previous years.

Does anyone know which garden didn't get a medal? Alan Titchmarsh
referred to this on screen but I don't know if he said which
particular garden it was.

Also, Fleming's Australian garden, to me, wasn't that impressive when
I saw it on TV but when I saw the actual garden I realised it was
absolutely amazing and that the TV coverage had spent too long
concentrating on the waterfall and the patio chairs and not enough
time on the planting, which complemented the hard landscaping
wonderfully.

Glenda

--
10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Internet
http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk
Glenda [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 20:18 ] [ ID #20767 ]

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"Janet Baraclough" <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote
> snipped<
> If you're reading this, BBC researchers, .........
> Janet

We ALWAYS go on about how bad the BBC gardening programs are (Ground Force -
GW - Chelsea)
They are iether NOT listening or they don't give a monkeys what viewers think!
Jenny
JennyC [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 20:46 ] [ ID #20772 ]

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On 2/6/05 17:44, in article 3g8rapFbcjg3U1 [at] individual.net, "Bob Hobden"
<me [at] privacy.net> wrote:

>
> Janet wrote after Victoria typed these words:
>>
>>
>>> For those who wish to view,
>>
>>> http://www.rhs.org.uk/chelsea/2005/index.asp
>>
>>> has panoramas of each garden, and a full plant list.
>>
>>> The plant lists are not illustrated, but otherwise this idea seems sound,
>>> and has the merit that they are also printable.
>>
>> Thanks. but it doesn't change the point. The BBC provided two Chelsea
>> slots daily for a week, and all too obviously couldn't think how the
>> hell to fill in the time; while gardeners up and down the country just
>> wanted a camera to point at the gardens, plants, displays, etc, in
>> focus, for a decent length of time, *without* a musical background, and
>> *with*a voice-over or caption of plant names.
>>
>> If you're reading this, BBC researchers, , we don't need or want to
>> see a presenter. Just pick one who hasn't got a speech impediment, is
>> interested in plants, and let them do a voiceover while the camera
>> points at gardens, plants, displays etc. How hard is that?
>>
>
> Yes and it would be a lot cheaper with no "celebrities" cluttering up the
> screen wasting valuable time.

I think those celebs are under contract and probably get no extra pay.
>
<snip>
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds for email)
Sacha [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 22:23 ] [ ID #20789 ]

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On Thu, 2 Jun 2005 18:18:39 +0000 (UTC), Glenda
<nospam [at] btinternet.com> wrote:

>Does anyone know which garden didn't get a medal? Alan Titchmarsh
>referred to this on screen but I don't know if he said which
>particular garden it was.

I've been wondering about this too. Felt sorry for the only one not to
get a medal at all!

Pam in Bristol
Pam Moore [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 23:23 ] [ ID #20800 ]

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On Thu, 2 Jun 2005 15:29:25 +0100, Janet Baraclough wrote:

> If you're reading this, BBC researchers, , we don't need or want to
> see a presenter. Just pick one who hasn't got a speech impediment,
> is interested in plants, and let them do a voiceover while the
> camera points at gardens, plants, displays etc. How hard is that?

Not hard at all but does require someone to actually work... You don't
have to do much real work to put a drunken irishman who knows a little
bit about plants in front of a camera.

You do if you want shots of plants and the correctly spelled common
and latin names on screen at the same time, doubly so if you don't
know one plant from the next.

I suggest that people visit and follow up their concerns via the
following link:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/make_complaint.shtml

or use one of the other methods listed on:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/

The noise created by the recent changes to the weather forecasts has
been noticed, although not much has actually been done in response.

--
Cheers new5pam [at] howhill.com
Dave. pam is missing e-mail
Dave Liquorice [ Do, 02 Juni 2005 23:45 ] [ ID #20809 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ Fr, 03 Juni 2005 00:58 ] [ ID #20814 ]

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On 2/6/05 11:58 pm, in article 3130303039303239429F9D3758 [at] zetnet.co.uk,
"Janet Baraclough" <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

> The message <BEC5294C.174AB%sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk>
> from Sacha <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> I think those celebs are under contract and probably get no extra pay.
>
> Dream on Sacha :-)
>
> Janet.

That's one of the reasons two wildly unsuitable actors (Physically, that is)
were used in Down To Earth. They're under contract to the Beeb and so have
to be 'used'.
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds for email)
Sacha [ Fr, 03 Juni 2005 10:34 ] [ ID #20839 ]

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"Janet Baraclough" <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3130303039303239429F25D553 [at] zetnet.co.uk...
> The message <Xns96698CF76CBAFvictoriamarkpolesorg [at] 195.8.68.205>
> from Victoria Clare <victoria [at] markpoles.org.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> For those who wish to view,
>
>> http://www.rhs.org.uk/chelsea/2005/index.asp
>
>> has panoramas of each garden, and a full plant list.
>
>> The plant lists are not illustrated, but otherwise this idea seems sound,
>> and has the merit that they are also printable.
>
> Thanks. but it doesn't change the point. The BBC provided two Chelsea
> slots daily for a week, and all too obviously couldn't think how the
> hell to fill in the time; while gardeners up and down the country just
> wanted a camera to point at the gardens, plants, displays, etc, in
> focus, for a decent length of time, *without* a musical background, and
> *with*a voice-over or caption of plant names.
>
> If you're reading this, BBC researchers, , we don't need or want to
> see a presenter. Just pick one who hasn't got a speech impediment, is

I am a DG fan but I do agree that his chelsea stuff was shite.
It simply did not work.
However, what you refer to as a speech impediment is the way working class
Irish people often speak. It is no more a speech impediment than a cockney
saying lovely motor and not pronouncing the t or a glaswegian saying hey
yeeuuugh jimmy or a Surbiton Tory saying "car" and not pronouncing the r.
That was how I spoke until I was 6 and a posh aunt freaked and beat it out
of me. Irish people have been pronouncing dere "th"s like dat for tree
hundred years. Big deal.


> interested in plants, and let them do a voiceover while the camera
> points at gardens, plants, displays etc. How hard is that?
>
> Janet
>
> Janet.
>
Des Higgins [ Fr, 03 Juni 2005 17:26 ] [ ID #21247 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ Fr, 03 Juni 2005 22:34 ] [ ID #21272 ]

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Glenda <nospam [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:5cju9112tctkt2ft01ecl8fi6qq45mh6bk [at] 4ax.com...
>
> Also, Fleming's Australian garden, to me, wasn't that impressive when
> I saw it on TV but when I saw the actual garden I realised it was
> absolutely amazing and that the TV coverage had spent too long
> concentrating on the waterfall and the patio chairs and not enough
> time on the planting, which complemented the hard landscaping
> wonderfully.
>
> Glenda
>
> --
> 10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Internet
> http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk

I believe this is the garden - with pool - that I deeply disapproved of.
The pool was also intended to be used as a swimming pool. It was also
expressly filled with inky black water so you couldn't see how shallow the
pool was. Am I the only person who thought this was lethal? A pool that
looks deeper than it is ... a swimmer who dives in, counting on that
apparent depth ... this is a perfect receipe for a broken neck or back.
What do others think?

Spider
Spider [ Sa, 04 Juni 2005 16:39 ] [ ID #21304 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ Sa, 04 Juni 2005 18:39 ] [ ID #21311 ]

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On 4/6/05 15:39, in article d7se3u$ivs$1$8302bc10 [at] news.demon.co.uk, "Spider"
<Spider [at] nospam.com> wrote:

>
> Glenda <nospam [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:5cju9112tctkt2ft01ecl8fi6qq45mh6bk [at] 4ax.com...
>>
>> Also, Fleming's Australian garden, to me, wasn't that impressive when
>> I saw it on TV but when I saw the actual garden I realised it was
>> absolutely amazing and that the TV coverage had spent too long
>> concentrating on the waterfall and the patio chairs and not enough
>> time on the planting, which complemented the hard landscaping
>> wonderfully.
>>
>> Glenda
>>
>> --
>> 10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Internet
>> http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk
>
> I believe this is the garden - with pool - that I deeply disapproved of.
> The pool was also intended to be used as a swimming pool. It was also
> expressly filled with inky black water so you couldn't see how shallow the
> pool was. Am I the only person who thought this was lethal? A pool that
> looks deeper than it is ... a swimmer who dives in, counting on that
> apparent depth ... this is a perfect receipe for a broken neck or back.
> What do others think?
>
While I take your point, but speaking as one who grew up on an island, the
first rule of diving is don't unless and until you know the depth of the
water and what is beneath it! What I thought was the most utter rubbish
that verged on the insulting, was all that fatuous 'teasing' stuff about
someone cramming himself into a wet suit and the camera play on his supposed
six pack or firkin or it is. I hope the director got a thrill out of it -
we were even further incensed by this waste of our licence money.
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds for email)
Sacha [ Sa, 04 Juni 2005 20:10 ] [ ID #21321 ]

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Sacha wrote:
[...]
> While I take your point, but speaking as one who grew up on an
> island, the first rule of diving is don't unless and until you know
> the depth of the water and what is beneath it!

A friend's brother long ago accidentally killed himself by diving off
Carmarthen Bridge. At that spot, I've actually seen somebody wade
across at low tide: I was working for the local newspaper group at
the time, but we suppressed the information in case some other clot
decided to imitate. (You see? The drunken hacks can be responsible
citizens!)

> What I thought was
> the most utter rubbish that verged on the insulting, was all that
> fatuous 'teasing' stuff about someone cramming himself into a wet
> suit and the camera play on his supposed six pack or firkin or it
is.
> I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even further
> incensed by this waste of our licence money.

I was furious! I could have bitten a horseshoe nail in half, as an
uncle used to say. That didn't _verge_ on the insulting: it was a
punch in the bloody face. As I said the other day, they treat sport
with more respect. At the beginning they suggested, or maybe even
said in so many words, that this was the something like the
horticultural equivalent of the World Cup; and that's true -- so why
not treat it that way?

--
Mike.
Mike Lyle [ Sa, 04 Juni 2005 22:32 ] [ ID #21326 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ So, 05 Juni 2005 11:05 ] [ ID #21344 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

martin wrote:
> On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 19:10:03 +0100, Sacha
> <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 4/6/05 15:39, in article
d7se3u$ivs$1$8302bc10 [at] news.demon.co.uk,
>> "Spider" <Spider [at] nospam.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Glenda <nospam [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
[...]
>>>> 10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Internet
>>>> http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk
[...]
>> is. I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even
>> further incensed by this waste of our licence money.
>
> Coronation Street isn't funded by your license money.

I believe the BBC gets a steady flow of complaints about ITV
programmes!

--
Mike.
Mike Lyle [ So, 05 Juni 2005 12:57 ] [ ID #21352 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

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Notifier Deamon [ So, 05 Juni 2005 13:02 ] [ ID #21355 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

On 5/6/05 12:02, in article prm5a159fi1lu2l2bp09v4q6us1dnchi3l [at] 4ax.com,
"martin" <me [at] privacy.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 11:57:59 +0100, "Mike Lyle"
> <mike_lyle_uk [at] REMOVETHISyahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> martin wrote:
>>> On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 19:10:03 +0100, Sacha
>>> <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 4/6/05 15:39, in article
>> d7se3u$ivs$1$8302bc10 [at] news.demon.co.uk,
>>>> "Spider" <Spider [at] nospam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Glenda <nospam [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
>> [...]
>>>>>> 10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Internet
>>>>>> http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk
>> [...]
>>>> is. I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even
>>>> further incensed by this waste of our licence money.
>>>
>>> Coronation Street isn't funded by your license money.
>>
>> I believe the BBC gets a steady flow of complaints about ITV
>> programmes!
>
> From Sacha? :-)
>
> Is the Eastenders canal also full of black dye?

I'm sorry but I'm lost. I wrote nothing about either Corrie or East Enders.
We watch neither......... So ?????
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds for email)
Sacha [ So, 05 Juni 2005 16:09 ] [ ID #21370 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

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Notifier Deamon [ So, 05 Juni 2005 16:34 ] [ ID #21375 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ So, 05 Juni 2005 21:07 ] [ ID #21410 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

On 5/6/05 17:29, in article 0n96a1pq5oopqkjo8eboge2snhi8v2tnka [at] 4ax.com,
"martin" <me [at] privacy.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 15:34:36 +0100, Janet Baraclough
> <janet.and.john [at] zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> The message <prm5a159fi1lu2l2bp09v4q6us1dnchi3l [at] 4ax.com>
>> from martin <me [at] privacy.net> contains these words:
>>
>>> On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 11:57:59 +0100, "Mike Lyle"
>>> <mike_lyle_uk [at] REMOVETHISyahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>> martin wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 19:10:03 +0100, Sacha
>>>>> <sacha [at] weedsgarden506.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 4/6/05 15:39, in article
>>>> d7se3u$ivs$1$8302bc10 [at] news.demon.co.uk,
>>>>>> "Spider" <Spider [at] nospam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Glenda <nospam [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>> 10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Internet
>>>>>>>> http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk
>>>> [...]
>>>>>> is. I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even
>>>>>> further incensed by this waste of our licence money.
>>>>>
>>>>> Coronation Street isn't funded by your license money.
>>
>> Nobody said it was, dimwit.
>>
>>>> I believe the BBC gets a steady flow of complaints about ITV
>>>> programmes!
>>
>>> From Sacha? :-)
>>
>> You really should pay more attention to what appears on your own
>> screen, and who put it there.
>>
>> "10 Years! Coronation Street Weekly Updates for th'Interne>
>> http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk"
>>
>> was posted by Glenda underneath her own topical post. It's her
>> usual sig, not a comment on this thread or the BBC. Spider replied to
>> Glenda's post, quoting it in full. Sacha replied to Spider's remarks,
>> not to Glenda's sig.
>
> Whoever posted
> " I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even
> further incensed by this waste of our licence money."
> was criticising the BBC.

Yes, that was me. But I mentioned nothing about any other programme on any
channel.
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
(remove the weeds to email me)
Sacha [ So, 05 Juni 2005 22:21 ] [ ID #21419 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

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Notifier Deamon [ Mo, 06 Juni 2005 12:09 ] [ ID #21463 ]

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In article <3gehgfFc0le2U1 [at] individual.net>, Mike Lyle
<mike_lyle_uk [at] REMOVETHISyahoo.co.uk> writes
>I was furious! I could have bitten a horseshoe nail in half, as an
>uncle used to say. That didn't _verge_ on the insulting: it was a
>punch in the bloody face. As I said the other day, they treat sport
>with more respect. At the beginning they suggested, or maybe even
>said in so many words, that this was the something like the
>horticultural equivalent of the World Cup; and that's true -- so why
>not treat it that way?
>


I'm amazed that the owners of the gardens didn't object to some prize
pillock from the media sloshing about in their carefully designed and
constructed pools! He could have broken the liner or made a right mess
of the planting as he clambered out.

What a waste of fifteen minutes of television.
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk
Janet Tweedy [ Mo, 06 Juni 2005 12:27 ] [ ID #21467 ]

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Notifier Deamon [ Mo, 06 Juni 2005 19:54 ] [ ID #21903 ]

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Mike Lyle Wrote:
> Sacha wrote:
> [...]-
> While I take your point, but speaking as one who grew up on an
> island, the first rule of diving is don't unless and until you know
> the depth of the water and what is beneath it!-
>
> A friend's brother long ago accidentally killed himself by diving off
> Carmarthen Bridge. At that spot, I've actually seen somebody wade
> across at low tide: I was working for the local newspaper group at
> the time, but we suppressed the information in case some other clot
> decided to imitate. (You see? The drunken hacks can be responsible
> citizens!)
> -
> What I thought was
> the most utter rubbish that verged on the insulting, was all that
> fatuous 'teasing' stuff about someone cramming himself into a wet
> suit and the camera play on his supposed six pack or firkin or it-
> is.-
> I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even further
> incensed by this waste of our licence money.-
>
> I was furious! I could have bitten a horseshoe nail in half, as an
> uncle used to say. That didn't _verge_ on the insulting: it was a
> punch in the bloody face. As I said the other day, they treat sport
> with more respect. At the beginning they suggested, or maybe even
> said in so many words, that this was the something like the
> horticultural equivalent of the World Cup; and that's true -- so why
> not treat it that way?
>
> --
> Mike.

I absolutely agree with Janet. The program was nothing more than an
excitement focused cocktail party for a bunch of TV personalities and
the current "in" crowd amongst to-days fashionable Hardcore Landscape
merchants, - but then that's all it has been for at least the last
decade. To believe that to-day's Chelsea Show has anything to do with
gardening is to live in cuckoo land. No serious gardener would dream of
watching this raucous over the top collection of superlative junkies in
the hope of finding anything remotely apposite to their gardening
interests. They would getas much out of "Come Dancing", - where at
least music is appropriate. TV producers,
in spite of their time honoured denials, are interested in one thing
and one thing only, - competition with their peers in the matter of
ratings. Their future employment depends on this.
They have a simplistic formula for achieving this, - Faces, faces,
faces, - noise, - colour, - excitement, (however achieved), - any kind
of gimmickry, - second by second change and movement.
They invariably trash every possibly interesting program by their
inability to break out of this straight jacket. Did you notice how
Monty and Carol et al, in last weeks gardening show, were being
encouraged to "hot it up" with the
superlatives. I don't give a monkeys what they think of a plant only
whether I like it.
They will never understand why Geoff Hamilton was so popular.
Have a nice one
Dave


--
Dave Roberts
Dave Roberts [ Mi, 24 Mai 2006 21:02 ] [ ID #125413 ]

Re: Chelsea on TV, was Re: HMP Leyhill

On Wed, 24 May 2006 20:02:11 +0100, Dave Roberts wrote
(in article <Dave.Roberts.28bvk0 [at] gardenbanter.co.uk>):

>
> Mike Lyle Wrote:
>> Sacha wrote:
>> [...]-
>> While I take your point, but speaking as one who grew up on an
>> island, the first rule of diving is don't unless and until you know
>> the depth of the water and what is beneath it!-
>>
>> A friend's brother long ago accidentally killed himself by diving off
>> Carmarthen Bridge. At that spot, I've actually seen somebody wade
>> across at low tide: I was working for the local newspaper group at
>> the time, but we suppressed the information in case some other clot
>> decided to imitate. (You see? The drunken hacks can be responsible
>> citizens!)
>> -
>> What I thought was
>> the most utter rubbish that verged on the insulting, was all that
>> fatuous 'teasing' stuff about someone cramming himself into a wet
>> suit and the camera play on his supposed six pack or firkin or it-
>> is.-
>> I hope the director got a thrill out of it - we were even further
>> incensed by this waste of our licence money.-

<snip>

This post is a year or more old. Why is it being rehashed now? It has
nothing to do with this year's Chelsea.
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
South Devon
email address on web site
Sacha Hubbard [ Mi, 24 Mai 2006 23:21 ] [ ID #125419 ]
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