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Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
>
> Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
> Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
>
> Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
> Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
>
> Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
> Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
>
> Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
> Caddy: "Eventually."
>
> Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
> Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
> coincidence."
>
>
> Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
> of
> a distraction."
> Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
>
> Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
> Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
>
> Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
> Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
>
> Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
> Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
>
> Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
> Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

WHY are you posting THIS in demon.local?
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