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Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
> More Laws
>
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> punishable by death.
>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
> is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
> may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
> applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
> with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
> sex
> for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
> forbidden
> for virgins to marry.
>
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous
> husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
> on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in
> tropical
> fish stores.
>
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
> first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the
> act.
>
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one
> exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
> "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> premises."
>
Buncha horny drunks

On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:54:15 GMT, Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:

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>
>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Foly Huck... remind me (and every guy I've ever known) to NEVER go to
Indonesia. I don't know of a single human being on the planet that
could be honest and survive *that* legal process. :-/

>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
>and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
>sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
>forbidden for virgins to marry.

I can understand that. "Deflowering" virgins is a task worthy of
payment. I mean, who want's to *hurt* their lover? IMO, taking a
womans virginity is as distasteful as battle in war (and God knows I
was a virgin magnet in years past for some screwed up reason). It's
never pleasant and no one ever leaves the arena feeling good about the
encounter.

Me wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:54:15 GMT, Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
>
> <snip>
>> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>
> Foly Huck... remind me (and every guy I've ever known) to NEVER go to
> Indonesia. I don't know of a single human being on the planet that
> could be honest and survive *that* legal process. :-/
>
>> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
>> and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
>> sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
>> forbidden for virgins to marry.
>
> I can understand that. "Deflowering" virgins is a task worthy of
> payment. I mean, who want's to *hurt* their lover? IMO, taking a
> womans virginity is as distasteful as battle in war (and God knows I
> was a virgin magnet in years past for some screwed up reason). It's
> never pleasant and no one ever leaves the arena feeling good about the
> encounter.


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