Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)

In article <4nv62.alc.19.7 [at] news.alt.net>, says...

> 1. Try to make a meal with more than two ingredients.
>
> Its best just to stick to the simplest of meals as green negates the
> ability to think about more than one thing at once.
>
> 2. Move around a lot.
>
> No need for an explanation, you won?t feel like moving around too
> much, try going for a jog, you?ll soon collapse from exhaustion!!
>
> 3. Go to a garage night.
>
> The sheer plethora of choice you are presented with at late night
> garages coupled with un-stoned people makes this a bad place to be, if
> urgent nip in get your skins and move away quietly.
>
> 4. Try and work out any kind of mathematical sums.
>
> Maths is hard enough without been stoned, but you try anything greater
> than the addition of two whole numbers and you?re stumped every time,
> if you can do the sums you haven?t smoked enough, fucker!
>
> 5. Go to any place with lots of pissed people.
>
> When you are stoned, drunken people appear unruly, obnoxious, annoying
> and a sometimes stupid. They are way up there and you are way down
> there, stay away from them. All about been on a different level
>
> 7. Try to make any sense of the way people act.
>
> As you?re mind is more finely tuned in some ways when you?re stoned,
> its important not to read too much into the way people around you are
> acting, as you can guarantee you?d be thinking differently if you were
> straight, don?t get paranoid, just sit back and enjoy been stoned.
>
>
>
> 8. Give everyone your opinion about everything.
>
> This may feel like the correct course of action, but you will forget
> what you are talking about soon after you have started. If you do go
> down this road then speak slowly for fucks sake and try and remember
> where you started!
>
> 10. Any type of exercise.
>
> Again, any physical activity will be greatly inferior to when you are
> straight, try doing some star jumps for starters, that?ll fuck you
> right up, brining you back to the sofa with your head spinning, nice
> work fool!

You obviously need to find a source of better quality weed.

My standard for SoHum bud is one toke and you can't drive.
Two tokes and you can't walk.
If you somehow make it to three, I'll toss a blanket on you,
since you aren't going to be moving until the morning...

--

"I never knew there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick